Heavy Bolts Of Pb.

Look, if you type “Lead” some Sparky would read “Leed” and say to him or herself “heavy bolts of ‘Leed’…that doesn’t make sense.” Pat yourself on the back if you recognized the element.

Face facts, the Patriots and Colts are filling the league with heavy doses of dread.

They are the monsters this Hallow’s Eve. Everyone else fights for distinct privilege of losing to them in the NFL Playoffs.

Note to their respective fan bases; enjoy this, swagger, beat your chests. The likes of Staubach, Bradshaw and Montana never sent flowers and consolation to their opponents. Aikman and Elway cared precious little for the psyche of the other teams fans. Cleveland still weeps.

Did the ’85 Bears not literally dance on the Patriots?

Didn’t Elway snub the Colts in that famous ‘83ish draft?

Be humble but unafraid, remind the also-rans in the league that they are, well… also-rans.

Nice on the way-up is all fine and good for business, entertainment. But Football is “Sports, Business and Entertainment” so being nice doesn’t win games or sell merchandise being respected, smart, and tough on the playing field does.

And Pats and Colt fans; your respective teams are just that.

Doctor Tomah's^TM Fresh Pickles.
Checking the line
*MEFA Picks.
* Patriots -> Bill hath no love for Joe. Respect, sure but no love.
* Indy-> Unlikely the Panthers come within seven.
MEFA es muy bueno para las últimas dos semanas. Yo lo quiero.

Next week complete look at the numbers halfway; last week 8-8. Hooray beer.
Detroit-> The Nathans put the hurt on the Capones.

St Louis-> Off the snide against the Browns.

New Orleans-> In week two the Doctor said the Niners be HGHing by week eight.

NY Giants-> “Fish n’Chips guv’na”. “They’re mammals my good man”. Whatever. They’re done, that’s what they are. Though, Miami will be visited by a merry nanny and a happy chimney sweep at the hotel. So they got that going for them.

NY Jets-> Lose this Eric and the Doctor will continue to pick your team until your franchise winks out of existence.

Minnesota-> For absolutely no reason other then the Doctor drank out of …then wore a Viking helmet in college. It’s a good story, you see..er..nm.

Pittsburgh-> Not overlooking them this week. Thanks for last week. Nicely done.

San Diego-> If your friends, neighbors and family are being threaten by freakin WILDFIRES some thing tells me you’d want to hit some hard, really hard. No matter where you play.

Jacksonville-> Ka-Ching. Not I Ching or Ling Ling. But Ka-Ching.

Oakland-> Forget the win. Second half crappin’-the-bed hangover haunts the Titans.

Denver-> Broncos need to show the Rockies whose town this is.

No Analysis Required. For Entertainment Purposes Only.