It's Like It Never Happen (now go forth and sin no more...)

"All materials were destroyed and the Patriots also certified in writing that no copies or other records exist," NFL spokesman Greg Aiello confirmed.
Also destroyed by the NFL: The little black book recovered by Nic Cage at the end of "The Rock", the fabric of spacetime, and the launch codes for Miss Lindsay Lohan's chest. They were "zero zero one destruct zero" if anyone's interested

6-9-1 shabby even with...ahhh forget it, no excuses, get no silver plating in this cloud. But Hold Everything-the Patriots did what great teams do-The Patriots responded to adversity. And while The MEFA Picks totally tanked; loading up on the Monday night game (Kenan Thompson is an underrated comedic talent his "Mother McNabb" alone is genius) got folks well in a hurry.

So let's jump in to Doctor Tomah's Fresh Pickles^tm this Week Three.

Indy--> With respect to Coach Kubiak. Dungy,The Colts and Peyton send a statement. "You're in the way,Gar"
San Diego--> OK, in December, SD has no chance. But it it ain't Christmas. LT runs wild.
Kansas City--> Herm, tough road start to season. Get healthy or get lost. The next three weeks are worst.
Detroit --> Eagles are in turmoil. Yes, turmoil. NFL, please send Andy Reid Detroit's playbook or else 0-3.
*NYJets--> Now, let the Doctor ask you something. "Son, do you like money....?" The Jets.
San Francisco--> Meeting of 2-0 teams and one's getting 9 points. Hmmm let's take a chance. Niners.
Arizona--> Cards tough, Ravens are tougher at home. But 9 points tougher?
Tampa Bay--> In honor of Talk Like A Pirate Day this week, the Bucs audibles will begin with "Avast Ye..."
Denver--> To quote a disappointed H. Simpson on a gift from supervillain Hank Scorpio.."Ohhhh the Broncos.."
Seattle--> You can't fool Mike Holmgren twice. The Seahawks are ready this week. Right Mike.
Cleveland--> Onward and upward for the Browns. Oakland, what the happen? You use to be cool, man.
*Carolina--> The US Treasury is investigating rumors that betting this game is like printing money. Panthers.
Washington--> This a What Have Done For The Doctor Lately pick. And Washington, you've done a lot.
Chicago--> Soft 2-0 against a semi-solid 1-1. Soft is soft. Pick da Bears.
New Orleans--> Have you seen the show "K-Ville"? Flat out awesome. Has that guy from the kangaroo movie.

Now Doctor Tomah^tm wouldn't bet the Pats game with PN23's money. Well, yeah he would. The Doctor is pathetic. So....
Buffalo--> Remember Bills, the Pats are just a team. If by team you mean the collective sons of Zeus. Armored by Vulcan himself. Yep, just a team.





No Analysis Required. For Entertainment Purposes Only. *MEFA picks of the week.