Can Buddha Control The Line Of Scrimmage?
(Hoping the Saffron Revolution gets its legs and ushers in peaceful change.)



"Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned."- Buddha

Wise words taken to heart by anyone still smarting from Week 3. Oh, 4-9-3 oh,oh,oh.
Let's check the MEFA picks hmmm not bad but what's this- the Doctor took a header on Monday night. Please let this week be better. It been crappy for Doctor Tomah's^tm. Eight shots of Novacaine to the head has brought no enlightenment just less teeth, more fillings, and brain that's shaken not stirred to within an inch of reason.

So let's get to Week 4 of Doctor Tomah's Fresh Pickles^tm


Maimi-> Because Oakland's too busy looking ahead to its next opponent. Bye Week.

Houston-> Atlanta's reeling from Mike Vick's flunking of the drug test. Reeling.

Baltimore-> Ravens, you're a good team. Now go beat a bad one on the road. By 4. Thanks.

Chicago-> Switch a week too late to save the season? No, JIT, Grossman sucked. Good for you Lovie.

Minnesota-> The Doctor saw some hallucinogenic power rankings with the Packers at #5. Prove it Pack.

St. Louis-> It's about turf teams on the road against other turf teams. No, it's about the points. Too many.

Buffalo-> The Bills are going into next week's primetime game against Dallas 0-4? No effing way Dick!

*Carolina-> Panthers will beat the Bucs soundly. No joke. Cats don't laugh.

*Seattle-> The rarified 2-0 air got to the Niners. This week the descent continues.

Arizona-> Hey Cards! Do something all ready! Knockdown these frauds then roll over the Rams next week. OK?

Kansas City-> Believe it or not Herm is a better coach than Norv. The AFC West? Their tough on each other.

Indy-> Good is good. And The Broncos? They show'd ya anything? At all. Nice Bills and Raiders beat downs.


Philly-> Playoff game in September? You bet. The Clockmaker over Mad-Eye Moody in this one. Accio Dinero!

Which take us to the closest thing you'll get for an excuse from the Medicine Man himself. If he had known that the Eagles would hit the field dressed as "Pickachu" he'd a made a fortune. No ones beat Pickachu in the big stadium, right Ash. Except "Mew" or maybe "Mew Two" and the Lions didn't have either. "Pickachu I choose you". Consider yourselves warned. Pick the team with the most Pokeman.

Patriots-> Finally does anyone buy the Ocho Cinco act. He is waaay to nice to Coach Bill and the Pats. Think he and Carson are looking to make a big name against the biggest, fastest gun in the NFL. Fat chance. Know what the Pats hate more than a snitch. Yep. A Kiss Ass. Hasta luego Ocho CincOw!

Now to paraphrase the Enlighten One.


"Ennui has made more gamblers than avarice, more drunkards than thirst..."

No Analysis Required. For Entertainment Purposes Only. *MEFA picks of the week.