The Top Ten Edibles Spawned By Satan

With regards to Mr. Daniel Webster a thot for today 06/06/06 feel free to comment…

number 10. The Donner Party(about forty percent of them)

number 09. Edible Underwear (sounds tempting but face it,so to speak, they’re nasty

number 08. Devil Dogs (get your kids started on the road to obesity, today!)

number 07. Potato Chips (Satan’s own snack food…)

number 06. Pixie sticks(does any parent need to say anything else…)

number 05. Deviled Eggs (if the cholesterol does not get you, the mayonnaise will and the paprika.. don’t get us started)

number 04. Angel Food Cake (don’t trust a dessertcake that can’t stand up to a good stiff frosting and the name is just a little too cute..)

number 03. Diet Soda ( pahleeze! This is Satan’s own soft drink devoid of calories, taste and soul and tells the world look at me! I’m watching my waistline while NOT watching my health. Drink water for goodness sake.(well hydrated=happy in our book)

number 02. Carrots (yes, precious, the Evil one WANTS you to be able to see in the dark…easier to find the fridge at night.)

number 01. Scallops Wrapped In Bacon (a little surf and turf on a toothpick should come with 40 milligrams of Lipitor. Just saying the words its like …like chocolate cheese!)